Cock E.S.P.
 Greatest Dicks II
 cd

 dba026

Mp3 Sample:
"From Rock Stars to Junkyard Dogs"
 

It has been a long time in the world of deprogramming aids since a tool as effective as Cock ESP’s Greatest Dicks II was introduced into the marketplace. Anti-cult professionals have rejoiced over this new media tool sure to audio-inhibit wayward teens from a life self abasement and ritual abuse inside cult hierarchies. Even more welcome is the manner in which this new Cock ESP audio-program works so effectively against previously ineradicable strains such as Mormons and Baptists. In a recent deprogramming session with a teen who had taken on the title Elder Phillips within the Church of Latter Day Saints, noted professional Dr. Trackturn watched as his ward writhed in unbearable pain as the Cock ESP program cleared his mind of all Christian leanings. In an interview that took place two months after the first Cock ESP session Dr. Trackturn discovered that Elder Phillips, now preferring the appellation Brandon, had taken up normal teenage interests such as recreational sex and experimenting with a variety of illicit drugs. Clearly this can be viewed as nothing but an unprecedented turn around. With several cases like Dr. Trackturn’s on record, hundreds of copies of Greatest Dicks II have been shipped into Utah and the so-called Bible-Belt region. A lone copy was even sent to a certain house on Pennsylvania Avenue in the District of Columbia. Representative Matt Bacon says, “We hope to have a 10% increase in teens drinking, fucking and puking within a year’s time. Everyday I see more teens foregoing this Bible bullshit and getting down with the real stuff; drugs, alcohol and a realization that life is just shit and failure.” Well, thus far the forecast looks good for the marketers at Cock ESP. Below is a distribution goals map provided by their marketing department.

description by john trill of nightpass records.

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